"Yeah. Uh, tribal sovereignty means that. It's sovereign."

I'm so unbelievably late for this party, I don't know where to begin. For years now I've been barraging my friends with political links, day after day after day. Sorry, guys. But now, this blog will set down all those juicy little morsels of info and more.

And so, without further ado, we're starting this party with a whimper, not a bang.

Or rather one seriously pitiful attempt at oration from the king of seriously pitiful attempts. MP3 link and hilarious as hell.

Honest to god, listening to this and his slip? at a bill signing on Thursday ("Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we") it makes me feel kinda sorry for the guy. Clearly this is a man who has no clue what he's doing in the role that's been thrust upon him. No clue.

And yet FOX continues to insist the emperor isn't naked. Who are they trying to kid?